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Thu, 09 May 2013 19:59:27 -0700

Got invited to a screening!

Tue, 07 May 2013 16:28:12 -0700

Got invited to a screening!

STOP PHONING IT IN WALDO

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:48:01 -0700

STOP PHONING IT IN WALDO

My daughter uses money as a bookmark. THAT’S HOW RICH I...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 07:14:52 -0700

My daughter uses money as a bookmark. THAT’S HOW RICH I AM.

IT’S ABOUT GOD DAMNED TIME

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 18:35:47 -0700

IT’S ABOUT GOD DAMNED TIME

Then Hitler saw the smoke alarm, and history was changed...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 19:23:25 -0700

Then Hitler saw the smoke alarm, and history was changed forever…

DO NOT RIP DEER APART WITH YOUR BARE HANDS

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 08:54:25 -0700

DO NOT RIP DEER APART WITH YOUR BARE HANDS

Finished hiding the eggs for my kids’ Easter egg hunt...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 22:21:05 -0700

Finished hiding the eggs for my kids’ Easter egg hunt tomorrow!

I’m gettin’ flu shots all day every day, girl!

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 11:15:06 -0700

I’m gettin’ flu shots all day every day, girl!

Spent 45 minutes trying to open that Kit Kat before I saw this.

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 18:06:17 -0700

Spent 45 minutes trying to open that Kit Kat before I saw this.

http://splitsider.com/2013/03/this-week-in-comedy-jon-stewart-howard-stern-and-a-sketch-show-from-the-birthday-boys/

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 18:40:47 -0700

http://splitsider.com/2013/03/this-week-in-comedy-jon-stewart-howard-stern-and-a-sketch-show-from-the-birthday-boys/:

Splitsider named Complex ep. 5 one of the Top 5 funniest web videos EVER!!! (of this week)

The final episode of Complex. Ghosts! Pirates! Muuuuuuurder!!!!!

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 17:14:58 -0700

The final episode of Complex. Ghosts! Pirates! Muuuuuuurder!!!!!

Boobs?

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 16:20:53 -0800

Boobs?

This must be an orphan.

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 13:53:45 -0800

This must be an orphan.

williebhines: purns: luckyshirt: thedarklawyer: I don’t mean...

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 15:10:09 -0800

williebhines:

purns:

luckyshirt:

thedarklawyer:

I don’t mean to dishonor the other stories here. But there is one I wanted to add.

A good portion of my pro-bono work is defending abused children. It’s a cause close to my heart. In the course of my work I met a man who was an adult survivor. You wouldn’t have known it looking at him. He was this gigantic Polynesian guy. Wild curly hair. I think of him every time I see Khal Drogo on GoT. He was counseling some of the little kids, and doing a fantastic job of it.

I visited his home to get his opinion on something and I noticed a little toy on his desk. It was Trolley. Naturally curious, I asked him about it.

This is what he told me:

“The most dangerous time for me was in the afternoon when my mother got tired and irritable. Like clockwork. Now, she liked to beat me in discreet places so my father wouldn’t see the bruises. That particular day she went for the legs. Not uncommon for her. I was knocked down and couldn’t get back up. Also not uncommon. She gave me one last kick, the one I had come to learn meant ‘I’m done now’. Then she left me there upstairs, face in the carpet, alone. I tried to get up, but couldn’t. So I dragged myself, arm over arm, to the television, climbed up the tv cabinet and turned on the tv.

“And there was Mr. Rogers. It was the end of the show and he was having a quiet, calm conversation with those hundreds of kids. In that moment, he seemed to look me in the eye when he said ‘And I like you just for being you’. In that moment, it was like he was reaching across time and space to say these words to me when I needed them most.

“It was like the hand of god, if you’re into that kind of thing. It hit me in the soul. I was a miserable little kid. I was sure I was a horrible person. I was sure I deserved every last moment of abuse, every blow, every bad name. I was sure I earned it, sure I didn’t deserve better. I *knew* all of these things … until that moment. If this man, who I hadn’t even met, liked me just for being me, then I couldn’t be all bad. Then maybe someone could love me, even if it wasn’t my mom.

“It gave me hope. If that nice man liked me, then I wasn’t a monster. I was worth fighting for. From that day on, his words were like a secret fortress in my heart. No matter how broken I was, no matter how much it hurt or what was done to me, I could remember his words, get back on my feet, and go on for another day.

“That’s why I keep Trolley there. To remind me that, no matter how terrible things look, someone who had never met me liked me just for being me, and that makes even the worst day worth it to me. I know how stupid it sounds, but Mr. Rogers saved my life.”

The next time I saw him, he was talking to one of my little clients. When they were done with their session, he helped her out of her chair, took both of her hands, looked her in the eyes and said: “And remember, I like you just for being you.”

That, to me, is Mr. Rogers’ most powerful legacy. All of the little lives he changed and made better with simple and sincere words of love and kindness.

Like I said.

How to be good.

holy jeebs.

Here’s episode 4 of COMPLEX, with Lauren Lapkus, Emily...

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 09:07:59 -0800

Here’s episode 4 of COMPLEX, with Lauren Lapkus, Emily Maya Mills, Echo Kellum, and my daughter Audra!

I had no idea David O. Russell was that old lady from Amour

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 23:55:05 -0800

I had no idea David O. Russell was that old lady from Amour

Stop living in the past!

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 16:27:37 -0800

Stop living in the past!

Watch episode 3 of Complex, with Betsy Sodaro and Amanda Wyss!...

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 20:51:53 -0800

Watch episode 3 of Complex, with Betsy Sodaro and Amanda Wyss! YOU OWE ME THAT MUCH

Top 5 Sexts Of The Week

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:27:04 -0800

theidiotking:

confirming my appointment w/dat ass.

die hard 5 was lame. bj?

let’s make 1 sex.

got half a philly cheese in my glovebox. trade 4 hand stuff?

Netflix is down.