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YOU: Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want!
ME: So tell me what you want, what you really really want!
YOU: I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want!
ME: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want!
YOU: I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah.
ME: …what do you mean?
YOU: A zigadiddy-doodle-don-a-dingaling-zong!
ME: That… doesn’t make any sense.
YOU: Zipaleenymeenodipascoopabadboo!
ME: Are you having a stroke?
YOU: Chonga Chonga! (crying) …chonga. Zigazig.
ME: I feel weird. I’m gonna go.
YOU: Zippadoo.
ME: (leaves)
YOU: Zzzzzorr. Zzzziggazig. Chonga.
(Lights fade to black)
(GUNSHOT)