July 2010
10 posts
How to Steal a Stranger's Mouth
1. Crouch low enough underneath them that they can’t see you
2. Carefully reach up towards their face. If you’re nervous, you may be shaking slightly (pictured)
3. Investigate the lips with your middle finger to gauge how much force will be required to extract the mouth from the face
4. After you’ve felt their lips for a while (NOTE - make sure they don’t notice) lower...
