December 2010
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Driving past a high school with a running track in Houston: ME: Maybe I’ll go running there. WIFE: You might not be able to get onto it. It’s a private school. ME: I bet I could. I’m really good at getting into privates. WIFE: Can you, like, edit yourself in front of the kids? ME: Does the Pope have blue balls? (that last line didn’t really happen, I just said...
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Excerpt from my Dream Journal - Monday, Dec. 6
Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who’s facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers’ self-obsessed,...
Dec 7th
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